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  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
• How many hunters -- does it take to screw a light bulb into a left-handed socket?
  There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters....
• How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....