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• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
• How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate....
• How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....