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• I just had one beer ocifer! A pony keg.
• Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
• The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I got one for my beer-gut brother-in-law.
• Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
• Ez fer war, I call it murder,-- There you hev it plain an' fla
  I don't want to go no furder Than my Testyment fer that....
• My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.
• She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
• Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
  Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet....