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• Marge: Mmm... I am <very> upset with you. Home
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• Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
  Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
• Fatbot: "I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus, and crammed fifty-eight humans into a phone booth.
  Bender: "Yeah, well, a lot of 'em were children.......
• Huh? I've yet to see a Klingon with a beer gut and a pony tail.
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
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