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• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
  .. you can tell me by the way I walk....
• If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
• ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....
• I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
• Always tell the truth--it's the easiest thing to remember. -- Daved Mame
• This is one American Marine who will always tell the truth, Sir. -- Ollie North