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• I thought I was going to die. Impossible, you were never alone.
  -- Kirk & Spock, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1....
• I have always wondered way they always refer to toilet paper as facial quality.
  I am not going to use it on my face, (although there are some who think I do anyway!)....
• I-I-I didn't know they were carnivorous!" "Or expert shots!" -- "Dinosaurs For Hire
• Give you a reason on compulsion! If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries, I would give no man a reason upon compulsion, I.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• And now it is time we were going, I to die and you to live
  but which of us has the happier prospect is unknown to anyone but God. -- Plato...
• People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to die for.
  The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. *YOU* seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die.