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• The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. -- B. Frankli
• When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
  (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
• Hale Mail Rule, The: When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
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• There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
• God helps them that helps themselves. -- B. Frankli
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• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
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