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• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
• Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
  -- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...
• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?