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• I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
  Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...
• I'd love to, but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- 21 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are?
• All I want is the same as everyone: Why am I here, and for how long?
• How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
• QOTD: How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...