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I Am The Spider That Nips At Your Neck.
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I am the spider that nips at your neck.
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Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
Dear Editor: I just read in your paper that a little old lady was bitten by a black widow spider when she picked up the paper off the front porch.
This came as nothing short of a surprise to me. Not the fact that she was bitten by a black widow spider, mind you, but that the paper was on the front porch....
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' -- "Amok time", Stardate 3372.7....
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
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Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
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I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.