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  "The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
• I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurbe
• Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
  Homer: No, the Army said I was too heavy. The police said I was too dumb....
• I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
• I always wanted to be a hero. -- Famous Last Words -- Darkwood
• I am sure you have heard of the tongue tied person who never washed their clothes out of doors because they always wanted to wish their clothes in.
  -- TIDE (There is nothing like good CLEAN humor!)...
• I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city.
  I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop....
• I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
• As Far Back As I Can Remember, I Always Wanted To Be A Gangster.
  -- Henry Hill, Brooklin, N.Y. 1955...