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I Bet It's Hard To Break Farmers Of The Old Superstitions Like "Tornado Got Old Yeller, Stay In The Cellar.
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I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old
Yeller, stay in the cellar."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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