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I Bet The Sparrow Looks At The Parrot And Thinks, Yes, You Can Talk, But LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN
TO YOURSELF!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
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I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp
on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later....
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
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