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I'd Like To See A Nude Opera, Because When They Hit Those High Notes I Bet You Can Really See It In Those Genitals.
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you
can really see it in those genitals.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!
Hey, better try the emergency brake! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...