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• I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that small. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...