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I Rented A Lottery Ticket. I Won A Million Dollars.
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I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it
back.
-- Steven Wright
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I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wrigh
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I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh