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• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
• The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...