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• One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
  And it looked beautiful. -- David Lynch...
• COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
• My refrigerator is an international area. There are French and Russians dressing in there all the time.
• Mustgo, n.: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
• MUSTGO: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• All your fantasies will come true after your imagination is surgically removed.
• Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.