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  (For example, the Poles hate the Germans, Russians, Czechs, and Lithuanians, and they like the French, Hungarians, Italians, and Latvians....
• Han Solo lives - in my refrigerator.
• You just leave those Russians to me, honey. I'll take 'em all on, a battalion at a time, and send them back to Omsk with their little tails between their legs.
• Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
  -- Hector Berlioz (1803-69), French composer....
• You know what they're doing with your taxes? They're spending your money, hundreds of billions of dollars, on defense.
  To defend us from the Russians, the Nicaraguans, the Libyans, the Iranians....
• All food must be removed from this refrigerator on Friday for cleaning.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...