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I Can't Sing, But I Can Rhyme, Give Me A Contract, Anytime!
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I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
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I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I dance around and sing a song and know that I can do no wrong.
Don't give me that intelligent life stuff - give me something I can blow up.
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When can I give DOS the boot?
Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract....
I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.
I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...