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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Dear Emily: I'm having a serious disagreement with somebody on the net.
  I tried complaints to his sysadmin, organizing mail campaigns, called for his removal from the net and phoning his employer to get him fired....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....