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• Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
  Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously....
• Don't ask me any questions. I just might tell you the truth.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....