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  And he said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year....
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  I said, "I believe ya can, Maynard, I've seen ya do a lot of wild things....
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• If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. -- Jonathan Winte
• Here lies Nunnally Johnson. If I don't come back, go right ahead without me. -- Written on grave
• I'm so hungry, I could eat a... wait! Come back, Scheibe.
• Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh