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If Your Ship Doesn't Come In, Swim Out To It. -- Jonathan Winte
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
-- Jonathan Winters
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Don't wait for your ship to come; swim out to it.
Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. -- Stevenso
It's OK to wait for your ship to come in, provided of course, that it was sent out in the first place.
God is in my mind and the devil's in my pants. -- Jonathan Winte
How we apples swim! -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Brother Protesta
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. -- Jonathan Winte
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
-- Jonathan Winters in "The Twilight Zone...
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert him from laying violent hands upon the ship.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Preface...
You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.