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• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wrigh
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wrigh...
• These three comments above came from Penthouse Magazine, I am told on reliable authority.
  What do you get from Penthouse? Bad bird jokes, it appears....