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I'd Like To Be An Obstetrician. Look At All The Guys You Have Working For You All The Time.
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I'd like to be an obstetrician. Look at all the guys you have working for
you all the time.
-- Bert Henry
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Bert? Are you awake Bert? -- Ernie
You can't win all of the time. There are guys out there who are better than you. -- Yogi Berra
I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping..
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.
Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
I wish I could leave you my most cherished possession - my faith in Jesus Christ.
For with Him you have everything; without Him you have nothing at all. -- Patrick Henry...