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• You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
• You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.
• People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
  youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
• Hell hath no fury like a woman beaten out of a million dollars.
• If at first you don't succeed, sue for 5 million dollars.
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Marti
• KRQR, home of the million dollar guarantee. You give us a million dollars, we'll play any song you want.
  Guaranteed....