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I Bet A Funny Thing About Driving A Car Off A Cliff Is, While You're In Midair, You Still Hit Those Brakes!
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair,
you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
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If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....