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• Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
  End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
• Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
  Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
• Marge: Okay, the oven is cleaning itself, the autovac's on dirt patrol, and Maggie's enjoying her Swing-A-Majig.
  [said Maggie tries desperately to reach the "off" switch] I can't believe it....
• I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....