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I Met My Latest Girl Friend In A Department Store.
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I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
-- Steven Wright
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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
-- Steven Wrigh...
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wrigh...
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store....
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper....
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I didn't know it then, but looking back, in hind-sight, I realize that when I was younger I could see into the future.
Now I'm getting all my premonitions as flashbacks! -- Steven Wrigh...