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• I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
• BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
• I look for beer - it makes me go.
• Do you know the difference between jogging and sex? No! Then you'd better keep jogging.
• Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
  -- Milt Kame...
• My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.
  I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. -- Milton Berlele...
• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed