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• Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
  It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D.J. Hick...
• Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here
  here can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make it, Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
• Dave: Mr. Simpson, if you want to be a good father, you have to spend time with your son.
  Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .....
• pistol n. [IBM] A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  Unix rm * makes such a nice pistol!...
• pistol: [IBM] n. A tool that makes it all too easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  UNIX `rm *' makes such a nice pistol!" -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....
• You'd like to book a table for three...by the window.
  ..for nine thirty p.m....not too near the band......
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
  No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until....