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I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
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Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise isn't it?
"No, the name of my ship is the Lollipop." I have no knowledge of that ship....
You have to shout above the din of our rice crispies, we can't hear anything at all. -- Sting
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk....
Bob Barker: "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive.
.. as long as no one wears the skin." Fry: "How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?...
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...