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• I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Fire alarm that doesn't ring when you sleep. -- Polish inventio
• The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm.
  .....
• This morning, we in the San Francisco Bay area were treated to about eight earthquakes.
  The first was at about 6:30, the next at about 6...
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...