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If A Test System Function Perfectly, All Production Units Will Fail.
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If a test system function perfectly, all production units will fail.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventh Universal Law
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All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
-- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...
Identical units tested identically will not behave identically in the field.
-- The RPCISPE's Eighteenth Universal Law...
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0. -- The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal Law
Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...