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• If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a BMW?
• May the Porsche be with you.
• I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
  I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
• Homer: [gasps] Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed.
  To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry....
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
• Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.
• Hey, dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?