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If I Can't Be A Star, I Won't Get Out Of Bed. -- Elastica
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If I can't be a star, I won't get out of bed.
-- Elastica
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I got out of bed for *this*?
I won! I won!
Can I go back to bed now?
Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
Homer: Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can -- nay I must -- eat everything I've always wanted.
Now come on, every second I'm out of bed I'm burning precious calories....
I want you to get that man out of bed right away. Get him back to the front.
I won't have these men who are really wounded see that man babied so. -- George S. Patto...
JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.