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• Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
  -- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
• Homer: Marge, I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN.
  [Marge murmurs appreciatively] Come on, there's no need for that Babamabushka....
• Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
  Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you. Homer: It's _cool_ in here, boy.
  For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator....