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• If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
  If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again....
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I am the Shadow Man, and *I* will never harm the person under whose bed *I* live.
  "Glad to hear it, my man... Hey, don't stay out too late, and when you get back, make sure you shut the window....
• Rhett, Rhett! What shall I do? Where shall I go?" "Frankly, my dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
  -- Gone with the wind...
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
• In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad, To suit his theories.
  But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do...