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• How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
• All diagnostics are fatal.
• Level Six Tagline Diagnostics initiated.
• Diagnostics can best be understood in the context of the source code.
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• LUCID & PROLOG - These clever teenagers show a new kind of cooking skill.
  They can cook-up fine meals without the use of recipes, working solely from a description of the desired meal (declarative cooking)....
• Naturally, within IBM we don't say 'traitor to the working class', we say 'counter-strategic'.
• DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale. -- Mel Ferentz
• For the church to say that abortion is not acceptable for a Catholic is fine.
  To say directly or indirectly that on something that is a church teaching that you must also vote according to that -- that's not acceptable in a country based on the First Amendment....