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Seeing As No One Was Hurt, I Think It Would Be Really Silly To Dwell On This.
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Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on
this.
-- Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture
attempt, "Some Enchanted Evening"
Related:
Bart: We know who you are, Ms. Botz. Or should I say, Ms.
Botzcowski. You're the Babysitter Bandit. Ms....
Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit!...
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The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living room
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Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
I think this is something Bart would really have enjoyed.
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