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Homer: [presenting TV] Would You Pay $150 For This &l
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Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this <lovely> Motorola?
Clerk: Is it cable-ready?
Homer: As ready as she'll ever be.
-- Pawn shop, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
.. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
-- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
.. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....