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If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door. -- Milton Berle, Comedia
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle, comedian
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Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Committee: a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. -- Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. -- Milton Berle
Remember that opportunity is a dare - not a door.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
-- Norman Dale...
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
-- Milton Berle...
I feel like a 20-year old! Unfortunately, there aren't any here.
-- Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party...
Knock. Don't ring bell. -- Seen on Pavlov's doo