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• He that would not when he might, He shall not when he wolda.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- The Friar of Orders Gray...
• Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
  With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
• Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
• I feel like a 20-year old! Unfortunately, there aren't any here.
  -- Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
  -- Proverbs 22:6...
• Apu: Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
  That old man up front, he is starved for attention....
• When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
• Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. -- Don Marqui