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A Committee Is A Group That Keeps The Minutes And Loses Hours. -- Milton Berle
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. BERLE
Committee: a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. -- Milton Berle
Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. -- Milton Berle, comedia
It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score.
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
-- Milton Berle...
I feel like a 20-year old! Unfortunately, there aren't any here.
-- Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party...
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
MEETINGS: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.