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• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.
  Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead