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• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
  ! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• .. I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!! -- Zippy the Pinhead