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• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
  ! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.
  Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead