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• Abe: [shouting] That doll is *Evil*, I tells ya. Evil!
  Eeeeeeviillll!!! Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents....
• The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place
  legal plunder. -- Frederick Bastia...
• Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage....
• If Ya Snooze Ya Looze...
• pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
  Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- My Wife 's a Winsome Wee Thing...
• Back at ya......
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
• The evil fairy roils: Eat my pixie dust! She waves her black-glowing wand, which screams thinly....