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If The Slightest Probability For An Unpleasant Event To Happen Exists, The Event Will Take Place
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If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists,
the event will take place; preferably during a demonstration.
-- Murphy's Law
Related:
Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
-- Walter Mule...
Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
Information is heresay, knowledge is an eve
It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening
it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future....
Simmon's Law The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.
In the event of earthquake, duck, cover and hold.
I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
A politician strikes me as an excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in circles at high speed....